Uwe Boll gets more movies, I go Postal

Uwe Boll, the single most hated name in video game movies has gotten another film deal. The director of such great successes as "House of the Dead", "Alone in the Dark", and "BloodRayne" has landed not one, but four new movie deals. "Postal", based off the controversial Australian game by Running With Scissors, tells the story of an ordinary man who snaps and goes crazy. Uwe is not only Directing and producing the upcoming film, but he is also writing it, making game fans everywhere jump with joy. Uwe has also landed roles in the production of "Hitman", "Far Cry" and "Fear Effect".

Why does this man continue to get movie deals you ask? I did some research and it turns out that in Germany, due to some bizarre law, if a film is a total flop the production company gets a huge tax break. In steps Uwe, the worst director in the world. I'm not sure if these films are intentionally bad, but if they aren't, I prey the day he recieves the license for Half-Life never comes. Anyone that agrees please click here.